Friday, December 12, 2003
"Well, Julio, looks like Cuccaro is going to rest Pedro here in the sixth with a comfortable 8-0 lead. He's calling for the righthander Roy Halladay for mop-up duty. Roy's 3-2 this year with a 2.19 ERA out of the pen. Hey, did you know Roy won the Cy Young last year?"
"That's right, Bob. He's been looking to get into the rotation but with Pedro, KJ, Vazquez, Hud, and Satana ahead of him that isn't going to happen anytime soon."
"While he takes his warmups, let's take a look at the scoreboard."
"Whoa, Bob! Once proud Dancin' Homers are losing to the Cholesterol Kings, get this, 158-7."
"Heh. Remember when pitching used to be a strength of theirs?"
"Yeah. With Jeff Suppan and Dave Mlicki 1-2, the only strength they have these days is smell."
"That's right, Bob. He's been looking to get into the rotation but with Pedro, KJ, Vazquez, Hud, and Satana ahead of him that isn't going to happen anytime soon."
"While he takes his warmups, let's take a look at the scoreboard."
"Whoa, Bob! Once proud Dancin' Homers are losing to the Cholesterol Kings, get this, 158-7."
"Heh. Remember when pitching used to be a strength of theirs?"
"Yeah. With Jeff Suppan and Dave Mlicki 1-2, the only strength they have these days is smell."
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